I thought I'd share this little piece of fun, for which I am indebted to Phyllis over in the comments section at Nathan Bransford's blog.
As for who I write like, move over J. K. Rowling and Stephen King! Ishta's coming to a bookstore near you! (In about 2-5 years' time, but that's a minor detail.) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!